Last Waifu Standing Narrative Thread

This is where I and whomever has the time and will to help will transfer the narrative that began in the Last Waifu Standing forum game.
Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. Most of us will be busy, so I personally don't expect this to go quickly, and neither should you.

I think information on important characters should be added first, though in the event that it gets too long, a separate thread may be advisable.