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Post by riaru on Aug 25, 2018 8:36:03 GMT -8
House of the Rising Tsun 1
In the deep depths of the Amazon rainforest, there lived a Nato. His full name was Born Nato (which makes it really confusing to tell where he was born). At the tender age of 17, he mastered Politics and had read and written papers on Hagel’s thesis. The young Nato was already bound for a career in politics and philosophy.
However, one event would change his life forever...
There was a Love in Space shipment of dangerously lewd Idols making its way to the Steam HQ in California all the way from Japan. The cargo ship unfortunately went through the biggest hurricane in history, Hurricane Legal Issues. The dangerously lewd idols all died in the storm (excluding Mika, she just flew back to Heaven) but there was one survivor: a Kitsune that boarded the ship by mistake in search for food.
The kitsune was the biggest fucking tsundere to ever live, and so was given the name Klaus Tsun by his mother. Klaus clang onto a piece of wood during the storm and ended up floating all the way through the Panama Canal, the Gulf of Mexico, and the Amazon River to end up in a lake in the Amazon rainforest.
“K-kya!” Klaus screamed in the most feminine voice possible.
There were crocodiles eyeing him from the lake, eager to eat a bit of fur. “S-somebody! P-please help me! *awoo*”
It was at this moment that Nato, who happened to be sleeping nearby, heard Tsun’s cry for help. Nato immediately stood up and grabbed his wooden spear. He climbed up a tree in an instant and swung down a vine to throw the spear in midair!
He missed and hit Tsun’s tail.
“OWWWW! What the fuck?” Klaus cried in agony, “*sad fox noises* hmph” Klaus even pouted.
Nato ignored the tsun-ness and swung on the vine again, this time, swinging far further and grabbed Tsun just before a crocodile could chomp on his tails. They landed safely on a riverbank.
“Phew that was a close one. Are you hurt?” Nato asked.
It was at this moment Klaus could get a closer look at the young Nato. And he instantly fell in love...
To be continued...
In the next Episode : The presidential election of NATO is near!!
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Post by riaru on Aug 25, 2018 8:36:36 GMT -8
House of the Rising Tsun 2
Six years later...
Nato was a respected member of society now and he was the chancellor of NATO. He climbed up the ranks rapidly as an intelligent and diligent man. The next NATO presidential elections were only weeks away and Nato was favoured to win. All was going well for Born Nato.
Aside from his public life, he had a wonderful private life. He had Klaus as his partner. But since the kitsunes had toxic tendencies to be tsunderes, they were viewed as the lowest of the low in society, barely better than a dungbeetle. This meant Nato had to hide Tsun at all costs from the public eye, for the sake of his reputation AND to keep Klaus from getting stoned to death. However, their little secret couldn’t be kept hidden for long...
Nato was pretty much guaranteed to win the elections, but he still had an opposition: Taihou the Lolicon. No one knows his full name but he had already seduced many lolis with his Spanish accent and Keanu Reeves-like face. He was the next most popular candidate. Taihou had a network of spies on the internet and he was a master of memes. It was only a matter of time before he found out about Nato and Klaus; and he did.
It was time for the elections; Born Nato stood on the stage as he prepared his speech.
“Ladies and Gentlemen and Taihou, I would like you to vote for me as the president of NATO. Why? I mean my name is friggin Nato.”
A surreal wave of applause followed. Everyone was already getting ready to vote for Nato.
“Wait!” Came a voice amidst the applause. “That man must never lead NATO!”
Such a heretical claim! His name was Nato, it was obvious he should lead NATO. But the voice came from none other than Taihou.
“That man is in a relationship with a kitsune!” Taihou shouted projecting a picture of Nato holding Klaus closely. The crowd descended into chaos.
“What?”
“NANI?”
“A filthy furry??”
“Ew”
“Burn the witch!”
“His mom gay”
The crowd instantly turned on Nato. They lit their torches and started running towards Nato.
Nato used his Tarzan cry to call in a massive gorilla to kill everyone who was trying to burn him, but the damage was already done.
“Are the pictures on Tumblr?” Nato asked his officer.
“Y-yes sir, they’re everywhere!”
“Dammit! If they spread to 4chan, it’s all over! Delete those posts immediately!”
“It’s... It’s too late, sir! They are already making memes about your mother being gay!”
Of course, no one could match Taihou’s speed and quality in memes. Nato’s career was ruined. Nato and Tsun went into hiding as the entire world drew to swallow them whole...
To be continued...
In the next episode : The wise oracle Cou Cou makes an appearance!
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Post by riaru on Aug 25, 2018 8:36:56 GMT -8
House of the Rising Tsun 3
In the dense forest of the Amazon rainforest, Nato and Klaus was still on the run from the FBI. The inhabitants of the forest cooperated with Nato at least to stop or delay the FBI as much as possible.
“We are nearly there, Klaus. Just hold on a little longer...” Nato said dragging Tsun along holding his hand.
“Y-you baka! You didn’t tell me it was this far awa-“ Tsun’s Tsundere rant was stopped abruptly as he walked into Nato’s back. “Y-you super baka! You’re a super baka! Why did you suddenly stop?”
“Wait, i think we’re here.”
Nato stepped to the side and revealed a cave. “This is where the Oracle lives.”
As the couple stepped inside, they were immediately met with bats and the chilly wind. And in the distance, they could hear a loud *cou cou* in the distance. It was the Oracle Cou Cou.
A giant stone parrot stood before them.
“I have been expecting you... cou cou” the stone parrot bellowed in a deep ominous voice. “I know what you seek.”
“Then can you help us?” Asked Nato.
“Yes but first, you must sacrifice 666 virgins to me... cou cou”
“666? Are you mad?” Nato panicked.
“No that was a joke. Sure, I’ll help you Nato. How can I help?” Said another voice.
“Huh?”
“Sorry that was a strange thing to ask.”
There was another parrot, a much smaller one. “That statue is just my robot. I am the actual Oracle Cou.” It was a tiny red bird, barely bigger than Nato’s hands.
“YOU’RE Cou Cou?”
“Yup” Cou squeaked. “And I’m here to tell you your future.”
Meanwhile, at the FBI Headquarters, they were furiously tracking down Nato.
“Have we found him yet?” Shouted a black man who looks like the director.
“N-no sir, not yet.”
“Well then find him goddammit!”
“Wait sir, I think I got something... I’ll project it on the board now.”
The screen showed a tanned man with surprisingly hairless legs holding a kitsune, entering a cave.
“Jesus christ, it’s Nato Born...”
(Yes, I had to make that joke)
To be continued...
In the next episode : What will the Oracle reveal...?
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Post by riaru on Aug 25, 2018 8:37:16 GMT -8
House of the Rising Tsun 4
“Yesss... I can see your future...” Cou whispered ominously. “You must seek out Nick...”
“Who’s Nick?” Nato and Klaus asked.
“I don’t know, just find someone called Nick.”
As if on queue, there was a loud explosion.
“FBI, get on the floor!”
They finally found Nato! Nato and the gang was on the run again. They ran out of the cave as fast as they could whilst gunning down FBI officers left and right. Around twenty children lost their fathers that day.
“Phew, I think we lost them.”
“Hello?”
“Shit there’s one more!”
Nato quickly pulled out his Tommy Gun and Cou readied his mind to use psychic abilities and Tsun pouted as hard as he could.
“D-don’t shoot!”
It was a red twin-tailed girl in a red plug-suit. She seemed oddly mischievous yet light-headed.
“Who are you?” Nato demanded.
“I-I’m Nick, Nick Universe.” The girl(?) replied.
“Wait, you’re a boy? And your name is Nick?”
“Yes...?” The trap replied.
What luck! Nato’s gang found Nick almost instantly! “I’m on the run from the FBI too because I stole one of their mechs, could you help me?”
“A mech? Let’s discuss the details later once we get to a safe place.” Cou suggested.
And so, after killing many more FBI agents and creating that many more traumatised children, they reached an underground aztec temple where Nato used to play as a child.
“This place should be safe enough. So, explain the... mech?”
“Well, you see, I love arcades. And I mean LOVE arcades. And one day, I was playing at an arcade and losing 2 intelligence as usual when I realised ‘hey, I really want an *actual* mech.’ So I stole one.”
“...”
“That’s it?”
“Yup, it’d take too long to describe in one episode so the plot just moves on.”
To be continued...
In the next episode : How will the redhead plot device prove useful?
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Post by riaru on Aug 25, 2018 8:38:06 GMT -8
House of the Rising Tsun 5
Taihou looked at the screen and grimaced. He has lost another 50 men whilst hunting down Nato. The FBI team was low on manpower and Taihou’s faction’s organisation was in shambles.
“Damn it!” Taihou cursed. “Why can’t anyone do their bloody jobs correctly? Who made this coffee?”
“S-sorry Taihou-sensei,” a loli replied. “I’ll try harder to get the balance right next time...”
The other lolis that were sitting on Taihou’s lap went to comfort the scolded loli.
Suddenly, the lights were cut and the screens went black. The lolis trembled and huddled together.
“What’s going on he-“ before Taihou could finish his sentence, the ceiling collapsed on him, utterly crushing his body. And from the gaping hole, a blue haired petite girl stepped down.
“Ehehe. Time for the Walpu invasion.” She said and clicked her fingers to reveal many many more blue haired yanderes behind her.
The fighting was short but bloody. Taihou’s entire political party was wiped out in mere seconds.
And so began the alien invasion of the Walpu Hivemind.
Without Taihou’s leadership or any functioning Strategic HQ, the world faced a grave fate. Millions of alien vessels dropped from the sky, filling the whole world with bluish purple lights.
Klaus was the first one to hear a loud ‘Ehehehehehehehehe’ coming from the sky. A large toothpick shaped black spaceship was approaching the temple at high speed! The ship crashed with a big explosion and from within it, came the Walpu clones...
They held weaponry far exceeding mankind’s level of technology and was advancing on Nato!
“Not so fast!”
Nick activated the mech, codenamed FlapJack, and rushed to Nato’s aid. With a swift and elegant slash, Nick parried the clones’ bullets and smashed them to pieces.
But the fight was far from over, 3 spider-like mechs came out of the ship. They were equipped with heavy weaponry and aimed at the FlapJack. Nick rapidly shot the incoming missiles and used the explosion’s smoke to leap out and surprise attack them with his melee sword. It cut through the spider mech from top to bottom and it fell apart. The other mechs began to fire its machine gun at Nick but he activated his boosters and jumped out of their line of fire, causing them to friendly fire each other and destroy themselves.
“Daaaaang, how u so pro, Nick?” Nato asked.
“I know many cheat codes and exploits.”
With the battle over, the gang escaped from the temple and returned to civilisation only to see it in similar situations: fighting off the invaders.
To be continued...
In the next episode : There’s gonna be like 6 new characters in HoRT 7, I hope you’re ready.
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Post by riaru on Aug 25, 2018 8:38:57 GMT -8
House of the Rising Tsun 6
The alien invasion spread far and wide, far faster than any military organisation on Earth. The aliens declared themselves the Walpu Hivemind; they were all clones Walpu called Prototypes. These blue-haired monstrosities looked cute on the outside but were in fact, super yanderes.
With Taihou’s death and the destruction of any real leadership capabilities of Earth’s forces, the public reached to Nato, the next-best-leader of NATO. He formed a rebel alliance called the Earth Federation Space Force, or commonly known as the E.F.S.F (please don’t sue me, gundam). Together with Nick the Ace pilot and Cou the Psychic and Klaus the Tsundere, they were the last hope for defeating Walpu. The Walpu Hivemind already consolidated its power in Central Europe and anything East of Belgium. The US was still a fighting ground between the American militias and prototypes. And Africa was mostly left alone.
The EFSF was still barely an organised military force. Every soldier on Earth may have united under its flag but there were still tensions between the foreign soldiers. They could not possibly win in a war of attrition. They needed to decapitate the Hivemind from its source in one swift strike: they had to kill Walpu.
So Nato and Cou came up with a plan: Operation Covent Garden. They would paradrop from the UK airbase in Dover and land in the Netherlands to secure a forward base for the remaining French-Belgian forces in Belgium. The operation stayed in utmost secrecy and the Walpu Hivemind was caught whilst its forces were concentrating on the Americas. This was the last chance for EFSF to strike into Berlin which is where Walpu was said to be.
To be continued…
In the nest episode: The Final Battle
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Post by riaru on Aug 25, 2018 8:39:10 GMT -8
House of the Rising Tsun 7
Operation Venus was in full effect. The Walpu Reich was unprepared for the sudden paradrop invasion of Arnhem. With Nick leading the frontlines, the EFSF strike force raced towards Wilhamshaven.
“This is Nick here, we are 2 miles from our target.” The radio from the Flapjack echoed. “The tide has turned! The Walps are putting up a desperate defence, their main forces are still in America.”
The EFSF troops in high morale marched as the Walps’ shattered retreat was too slow. Walpu himself was now under pressure to act quickly. He couldn’t reorganise the lines fast enough nor hold the front long enough for the main Walpu Army to come back from California. He had to enter the front lines...
“Rush the maintenance check! We’re heading out!”
With the sharp orders from their Hive overlord himself, the prototypes briskly prepped the Legion to launch. Walpu’s personal ryder, the Oppressor (an upgraded version of the Liberty), was also prepped for battle in the Assault Carrier.
As the unsuspecting EFSF forces entered the ghost town of Wilhamshaven, Walpu burst out of the town hall! He disabled the EFSF shields and pierced three Alliance ryders with his laser rifle. Four more Walpu ryders came out of the surrounding buildings to ambush the troops. Nick cut through one of the ryders out of secondary reaction. However, Walpu immediately repaired the ryder.
“What the hell? How does he have so much action points?!”
“Ehehe. You can just change the .rpy files.”
“That’s cheating!”
The fight went on for another minute, mostly with the EFSF ryders getting annihilated by the superior Walpu ryders.
“Tch. Why are our ryders made in China?” Nick muttered. Only him and Walpu remained.
“It’s over Nick! My Oppressor has the high ground!”
But then, Nick’s eyes glowed white.
“Do not underestimate my power! SEMPRE FI HOORAH”
With movements too fast for the human eyes, Nick used the last of his Ongessite fuel rods to boost forward onto Walpu and sliced the Oppressor in half.
“Impossible... Superior Walpu engineering...”
Just like in the movies, the Flapjack walked away as the Oppressor exploded in a magnificent red flame.
With their Hive overlord dead, the prototypes surrendered immediately. Nato, Klaus, Cou, and Nick all entered the Reichstag in Berlin to announce their victory and award medals to Nick and the rest of the surviving Strike Force.
“Great job, Nick.” Nato congratulated Nick as he handed the Silver Wongs Assault Badge to Nick.
But the ceremony was interrupted by a loud gunshot of a pistol. As the crowd went silent, Nick slowly slumped to the ground, blood spurting out of the new hole created in his skull.
Before anyone could speak or scream, a long haired girl with a German Wehrmacht uniform and extravagant Führer cap stood on stage.
“This is a Coup d’État! All of Walpu’s technology and military force now belongs to the Kult of Ria! Heil Ria!”
EFSF officers who were thought to be loyal suddenly turned and shot the Alliance officers. Sturmtroopers clad in black Übermensch power armour stormed the hall and mowed down any remaining resistance.
Four more figures stood on stage next to the fearsome Führer. A pink haired woman with two very large ‘melons’: Jay Jay, a giant Panzerkampfwagen IV: Den Den, an intelligent looking wolf girl: Holo, and an adorable tiny robot: Blocky.
“Now my fellow followers of Ria, let no one escape!”
To be continued...
In the next episode: Another Reich!
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